Sunday, November 14, 2010

How about a little humor from the Dallas Cowboys?

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A..The Dallas Cowboys

Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? 
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? 
A.Put up a goal post.  

Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? 
A.Old     

Q.What's the difference between the DallasCowboys and a dollar bill? 
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. 

Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? 
A.Nobody remembers. 

Q.What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common? 
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!                

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

xtnyoda, shalomed

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Blogger Locutisprime said...

I am not a fan of the NFL at all, having stopped watching them about twenty years ago.

And since the days of Landry and Staubach? The Cowboys haven't since piqued my interest.

But those were some funny quips just the same... :-)

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