xtnyoda has investigated and discovered the real reason behind the merciless slaughter of the Icelandic Polar Bear! The truth is revealed in the unearthed picture above...

... Ol' Al was on the island to conduct a Global Warming summit... when the Polar Bear suddenly and brazenly assaulted his vehicle! As Ol' Al was in the process of losing his lunch out of sheer terror the police decided to kill the bear... but... the police shot the bear against the protests of the angry citizens who wanted to let the bear have his way with Ol' Al!

The purported, following article has been fabricated to cover the truth.

daily mail report

No mercy: First polar bear to swim to Iceland in 15 years is shot dead by police in front of sightseers.... sparking an angry row about whether it should have been spared.

The animal – one of the species most endangered by climate change – was killed despite the availablility of knockout drugs that could have spared his life.

Animal welfare groups are enraged over the decision of Icelandic police to kill the beast, instead of loading guns with tranquiliser darts that were less than an hour away.

The bear was spotted nonchalantly strolling along a road ...

It seems that now a new dimension has been added to the "Gore Effect"... which used to be unusual cold conditions following Gore every where he went... it now appears that Gore will also be trailed by a ticking Polar Bear every time he goes to speak... such as Ol' Hook in Peter Pan...

Tick-Tock... Tick-Tock...

:-)

xtnyoda, shalomed