Now.....

for our second hilarious news story for the day...

better hold your gut...

seriously.

Guardian UK

Fidel Castro claims Osama bin Laden is a US spy

Fidel Castro has more reason than most to believe conspiracy theories involving dark forces in Washington. After all, the CIA tried to blow his head off with an exploding cigar....

...Castro told a visiting Lithuanian writer, who is known as a font of intriguing conspiracy theories about plots for world domination, that Bin Laden was working for the White House.

"Bush never lacked for Bin Laden's support. He was a subordinate," Castro said, according to the Communist party daily, Granma. "Any time Bush would stir up fear and make a big speech, Bin Laden would appear, threatening people with a story about what he was going to do."....

Ol' Fidel must be dreaming of little black helicopters....

Seriously... a dyed in the wool communist, dictator... and murderous thug like Castro... claiming that Bush and Osama bin Laden... were part of the same movement to take control of the world?

Even the demons of hell are a little tickled at this one.

Just shows... if you want to propagate fear all your life... you are going to reap what you have sown all your life.

Sweet dreams Fidel.

xtnyoda, shalomed