Burger King launches beef-scented body spray


Where's the beef? A new meat-scented body spray makes men the answer, courtesy of Burger King



NEW YORK (AP) -- Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?


Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

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Now...let's see...exactly what kind of critter considers the smell of beef to be exotic?

I've seen the canine version of dogs wallowing on dead meat. BK expects women to act like dogs?

I can see it now. Dude walking down the street smelling like beef. Suddenly and without warning a pack of hungry dogs attacks...enticed by the smell of cooked beef...

Should carry a warning label...

Warning...the contents of this spray is a carnivore attractant. Use of this product may lead to sudden carnivorous attacks by hungry animals.
(Worst Warning...caution...the smell of searing dead meat may be repulsive to human females.)