Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
Wed Oct 15
This is State Senator
Ernie Chambers
LINCOLN, Neb.


A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.

"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet....

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And here are part of the original charges against God by Chambers:

Chambers, a United States Senator has denounced God in a court of law, accusing him of terrorism because Mr. God is the cause of the world's earthquakes; because “God is responsible for hurricanes; lightening storms; Tsunamis and the floods that kill U.S. citizens,” and then later - the Senator said, “God is having fun at the expense of human beings" and therefore, the Senator of the United States asked that "God be condemned as a terrorist and sent to jail.”

I wish I had a laughing face for this ridiculous action by Chambers. He should be charged with at least court costs.

God Bless the Judge for having to endure such nonsense from a Nebraska state senator.

Who elects these people?